An Open Letter About Communication

I got an e-mail yesterday from someone trying to get me to use them as an editing service.  Here’s the e-mail…

Hi
  John am doing Real Estate images editing, with my well professional team,

Um…right…

In any endeavor, communication is key.  If you want me to use you for anything I’ve got to be able to know that if I say A that A will get done.  Not B, not F.

If you can’t even construct a simple sentence to explain, clearly, what you’re e-mailing me about, you’d better practice some more.  Take a class, read a book.

And before someone gets their knickers in a twist that this is racist or geo-centric — there are plenty of idiots in the US who can’t form simple sentences.  The e-mail above was from a “John Christopher” which is about as WASPy as you can get for a name.