Someone asked why I photograph houses and not people.
“Well, houses never ask to look thinner, they don’t cry, they don’t barf on you, and they don’t complain that you didn’t get a shot of their drunk uncle at the reception doing his flying squirrel impersonation.”
Actually, the real reason is because I saw so much horrible real estate photography and felt it was unfair to the sellers who just want to have their house properly marketed and represented.
And houses don’t barf on you.