Egg on my face should also be a recurring theme….
This actually happened a couple of years ago.
I was photographing a house for a new customer. They were very nice and told me that the home would be on tour the morning I’d be photographing it, their entire office coming by. They even suggested I have plenty of business cards handy.
So I dressed up. Khakis, dress shirt….
Out back by the pool I decided to move one of the chairs to get it in a better position. You know the chairs: the hollow tube legs? Well, those hollow tubes can hold a lot of water when rained on.
So I pick up the chair to move it and the water inside the legs moves and comes rushing out…all down the front of my pants. In such a way that it looks like I’ve got (a) a very large bladder and (b) control issues.
Can you guess when the entire office showed up for the tour?